A while back, I had disabled the message board for this site, due to an overabundance of Spam. I woke up an hour ago and realized, "Wait a minute.... Spank That Monkey is supposed to be about all the Stupid Shit people do. I should reopen the forum and collect Spam!" So I have now reopened the STM Forum. I expect that the results shall be quite Spamtastic!

When reopening the Spam Receptacle, I also added a new section to the "Religiosity of the Fuzzy-Wuzzies" section entitled "Cruisen' for a Bruisin'!", in honor of Tom Cruise and that wacky cult that will likely cause him to flip out and commit suicide within the next year and a half. Unless they actually kill him themselves. By the way, these predictions are not just whimsical remarks. They are based on some unfortunate observations that make Scientology a perfect fit for a site about Stupid Shit.

I think that I may find a few people willing to infiltrate the Scientological ranks to collect information on infrastructure and weaknesses. This information could then be used to remove the organization from the face of the planet when I reluctantly become President of the US in 16 years....

I will warn you now, though. Should you choose to visit and peruse the Spam, be sure NOT to click any links posted by the Spammers and Spambots. You never know where the links may go and what they may download.