Also, GOD bless every last one of you motherfuckers! The world would just be far too boring, were it not for the incredibly huge population of absolute idiots. For those of you that aren't Mental Midgets (Short on brains), keep up the good work and realize that most of us wouldn't have jobs if people weren't so damned stupid.

In all seriousness, though, have a safe and fun holiday season and don't let random assholes get you down. As some asshole once said, "Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one!".

Woo-hoo! Only swore six times! ☺