Welcome to 'Spank That Monkey'. This site is currently under development and is far from being ready for public display. If you are here for porn, go somewhere else! This is, or rather, will be a clean site. Well, there may be some possible foul language from time to time, but never anything intensionally degrading. Never will the content on this site be meant to offend or insult. However, should someone ever become offended by this site, please feel free to write a formal letter of protest and cram it squarely up your ass*. Though I will never intend to offend, I will also never care if someone gets offended. This site will eventually contain honest observations and basic truths concerning humankind in general. Any person not able to handle it can leave and never return. Remember, you came here of your own free will. Not that there's anything potentially offensive right now. I'm extremely lazy, err umm, very busy with stuff and production of this site will undoubtedly be slow going.

*Aforementioned 'possible foul language'.